honeyed, forgotten & sweet-sugared


"you and your charms", quote wanyi.

haha flattering. until i get home and i hear my mum tell me "eh you havent been sleeping right, look at your eyebags!"

damn eyebags. those huge huge bags oh gosh. but whatever. ignore the bimbo talk.

before any of my wonderful friends get the chance to even think the thought, no my dears, i am not bimbo. i have brains okay! as little and small my brain may be, its still there. which makes me unqualified to be a bimbo. so there, unbimbotised amanda.

anyway, i do sleep.

this morning i woke up from shock. funny really, i woke up in the middle of my dream cause i was so shocked of what i was doing in my dream. (no, i can hear what you're thinking, stop thinking scandalous!)

but im leaving out the details. i woke up with my jaw dropping and my eyes popping out of my sockets with my hair in a complete mess. so if you still cant picture it, this, was how i looked when i woke up this morning.


the utter shock, and as you can imagine,

all the unglamness in the world to go along with it.

so its bye bye charm, hello unglam auntie.